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the-absolute-funniest-posts:

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wemarchalone:

“Oh hey man didn’t see you there how’s it go-“
“BLAWUHGLAUHGLAUH”
“Excuse me Jimmy wha-“
“BLAWUHALSJAULBAW”

THIS STILL MAKES ME LAUGH A LOT FDSLKJFDSSFD

“Oh hey man didn’t see you there how’s it go-“

“BLAWUHGLAUHGLAUH”

“Excuse me Jimmy wha-“

“BLAWUHALSJAULBAW”

THIS STILL MAKES ME LAUGH A LOT FDSLKJFDSSFD

in-flagrante:

Michelle Dockery at the 2011 Entertainment Weekly and Women in Film pre-Emmy party

nOOOOOO

ABSOLUTE ;A;

absolute jenkins, please, oh my God

please be careful, i don’t wANT TO LOSE YOU

this absolute jenkins character is the best

“oh thank God a bracket. now we got ‘em, huh.”

castieltheunicorn:

misha being a perfect motherfucker

i might’ve heard them wrong, but i think this guy’s name is “absolute jenkins”

supersherlock:

followedbyrainbows:

orrahyu:

stephnrice:

glassmountain:

stfuconservatives:

nextyearsgirl:

This is an enormous chain and I’m sorry, but I need to say this:

The laws in the Old Testament were set forth by god as the rules the Hebrews needed to follow in order to be righteous, to atone for the sin of Adam and Eve and to be able to get into Heaven. That is also why they were required to make sacrifices, because it was part of the appeasement for Original Sin.

According to Christian theology, when Jesus came from Heaven, it was for the express purpose of sacrificing himself on the cross so that our sins may be forgiven. His sacrifice was supposed to be the ultimate act that would free us from the former laws and regulations and allow us to enter Heaven by acting in his image. That is why he said “it is finished” when he died on the cross. That is why Christians don’t have to circumcise their sons (god’s covenant with Jacob), that is why they don’t have to perform animal sacrifice, or grow out their forelocks, or follow any of the other laws of Leviticus.

When you quote Leviticus as god’s law and say they are rules we must follow because they are what god or Jesus wants us to do, what you are really saying, as a Christian, is that Christ’s sacrifice on the cross was invalid. He died in vain because you believe we are still beholden to the old laws. That is what you, a self-professed good Christian, are saying to your god and his son, that their plan for your salvation wasn’t good enough for you.

So maybe actually read the thing before you start quoting it, because the implications of your actions go a lot deeper than you think.

/An atheist who understands Christian theology better than Bible-thumpers do.

^

(mic drop)

boom

whoa.

Damn.

I’m going to fucking memorize this shit.

I will forever perform this monlogoue when people start sprouting religious shit

wow that is actually really interesting.

Super Heroes who don’t need a movie

ohmygil:

wheatiez:

michaelflockajordan:

kwills88:

-Superman
-Hulk* (honestly who actually cares about Bruce banner)
-Flash (I honestly don’t see transitioning well to a movie)
-Aquaman( keep him as a never)
-wonder woman (basically superman with tits and a vagina)

-Hulk* (honestly who actually cares about Bruce banner)

-Hulk* (honestly who actually cares about Bruce banner)

-Hulk* (honestly who actually cares about Bruce banner)

wh-

wh-

wha-

wha-

what

-Superman

-wonder woman (basically superman with tits and a vagina)

um excuse me?

I hope Man of Steel is so good you choke on your milk duds

HIDDLESWORTH IT IS

thank you, guys ;u; <333

thysilvertongue:

kittenball:

the-loki-army:

cassagram:

The Avengers - Don’t go by =maXKennedy

Oh my god. The heartbreak.

This is absolutely beautiful. The cold, power-hungry persona Loki created holding back the Loki that just wants the love and affection of his brother. It’s the conflict within him, literally drawn out. It’s gorgeous, and I want this hanging in my bedroom.

SOBBING

~~sorry I abuse that gif but it’s perfect~~

I love this for two main reasons.

1] The two sides of Loki are represented, because it’s normally one or the other.

2] The fucking pain on Thor’s face.

Uggggghhhhhhhh.